FFF-Class Trashero

Chapter 156 - [? Round] Why Are You Coming Out of Here?

“This is compensation for the physical and mental damage that Graduate Student Kang Han-soo received, so don’t feel too burdened about it. The superiors say they are deeply reflecting on the bullying of a decent graduate due to a system error. With your ability, you can earn 100,000 points quickly, but it’s the greatest compensation that a superior who can’t interfere with the festival can make…”

“First place, you say…!”

“But don’t let your guard down. According to statistics compiled based on the growth trend of graduates, you will be overtaken by second place within a year. Assuming you don’t do anything.”

I almost had a mental panic with the sense of crisis that I might go on to secondary education center at this rate, but I took a deep breath and regained my peace of mind. Yes. It’s not like the score will be settled today, right? There was still time to spare.

Besides…

“Fufu! I feel like I’ve been excused.”

The score was overflowing. Wasn’t it just like I became a law-free entity that was unconditionally excluded from life imprisonment and fines? I even thought about leaving the dorm right away and playing chess until the score went down.

However, instead, I fiddled with the Ring of Fortune.

“Do you like the ring?”

“I haven’t used it yet, so I don’t know.”

Even if I lose points, I shouldn’t lose people. The Health Teacher was in favor of me. She threw a blank check saying that she would become my health teacher if the teachers were corrupted. Besides, she sent me such a wonderful gift; it wasn’t polite to turn my back on her.

I approached Elise.

“Are you going to try your luck on me?”

“Is it possible that roughly 100,000 points will return after committing a crime?”

“Fufu! How come?”

Elise, who was very close to me, added, pressing her breasts against my chest.

“Graduate Student Kang Han-soo is the owner of this room. And the superiors told me to stay in the room unconditionally for five days. Until then, I have to make sure you don’t get bored. No matter what.”

“For free?”

I am the hero who achieved first place in this world.

“Then shall we start with the mouth first?”

“Good.”

We had a frank conversation with our lips and tongues.

*

“It’s amazing.”

The Ring of Fortune was awesome. It changed size according to the thickness of my fingers, so I didn’t feel like I was wearing it at all. I’d experimented with everything all night long, but it melted so naturally that I even forgot it was there.

And this good ring wasn’t even a disposable one. It didn’t break even after messing around all night, and it also cleaned up things that would inevitably be stained like dirt as you went through life. Beds weren’t the only science I coveted. I put the Ring of Fortune on my treasure list.

“In my opinion, Graduate Student Kang Han-soo is more amazing than the ring. I don’t know how many years have passed since I was so exhausted. I still feel like my ass is on fire.”

Elise, lying naked on the bed, grinned and responded to my murmur. I pulled back the curtains of the window without answering. The beautiful sunlight greeted me. Currently, I wasn’t wearing a single thread except for the Ring of Fortune that I fell asleep wearing. I didn’t mind, though. If this were the fourth floor, I would have been seen naked outside the dormitory, but this was the fifth floor.

It was the result of accepting Elise’s opinion last night that the fifth floor was better to talk in just before starting our full-fledged conversation. The choice wasn’t wrong. Dozens of elf women in traditional green clothes made of woven vines cultivated a large garden full of flowers and trees. In the pool in the center of the garden, delicious-looking mermaids were sunbathing on the waterside. When they found me, they waved their arms wide open instead of covering their shiny nude bodies.

“…But that’s a bit too much.”

The S-Class hero didn’t discriminate between land and water battles, but he preferred one-on-one. I leaned back against the railing of the terrace and glanced sideways.

“Unirrrr~!”

“Siiiil…”

A pure white unicorn and a silver wyvern were tied to a stable corner of the garden. Those two were the mounts assigned to heroes who used MAX-Class accommodation, and they could also leave their own tamed pets there. Of course, the management was cared for by the elves who resided here.

“Hmm…isn’t it too small for Green Cake?”

Pang! Pang! Pang! Pang!

An anvil being tapped rhythmically filled the air. It would usually be hard to hear because a soundproof wall blocked it, but my hearing and touch went beyond the standard of ordinary people and were at the level of hearing ultrasonic waves like a bat or dolphin. The dwarves seemed to be making something in the dormitory workshop.

They would be the only men here other than me. No, in the first place, dwarves were a race with only men, so it was meaningless to discuss gender. Repairing broken equipment was basic, and if you give them the materials, they will make what you want for free.

“Graduate Student Kang Han-soo. Can I wash first and prepare breakfast? Of course, starting today, I will not cook. I can handle the roles and tasks of every servant who works on the fifth floor, but I am not an expert.”

“Just work at your convenience.”

“Thank you. What would you like to have for breakfast? If you don’t have anything in mind, I will prepare a menu recommended by the chef.”

“I’ll take the recommendation.”

“Yes. I will put your clothes on the bed. Please understand that I chose arbitrarily because I didn’t know your taste.”

“That will do.”

I was also able to pull off the unconventional noble costumes of the Fantasy World. I’m confident that I can wear any clothes. I’m also confident in my figure. Elise, who picked up the clothes that had fallen under the bed without even trying to cover her nakedness and swinging her hips from side to side, went into her room right next to this one.

Looking at that seductive back, I was speechless. Fair skin without even a single spot, walking naked, only her ass dyed black and blue like Mongolian spot…

It was such a waste to watch alone.

“It’s too spacious.”

I occupied an entire floor of the dormitory while thousands of graduates were forced to occupy cramped quarters. No, to be precise, it was two floors. In common sense, it was hard to say 1-2m is enough for a swimming pool to be deep enough for a mermaid to swim leisurely. Moreover, the walls and floors must be thick to withstand the load of the water pressing against the building.

In other words, I’m in a six-story rooftop room, not a five-story one. Below this was the 5th floor, and the dormitories of the servants were also on the 5th floor, except for Elise, who served next to me. The fifth floor was very simple. Private training centers and swimming pools occupied almost the entire area. And there was a restaurant that wasn’t worth using alone.

I walked to bed after admiring the garden. The clothes that Elise recommended were fine, a royal robe with wide sleeves and a dragon embossed on the back with gold thread. It was the perfect gown for an emperor to wear.

“It’s like peas in a pod.”

It was as luxurious as this dormitory. The clothes that Elise recommended were similar to the bathrobes provided by luxury hotels. After putting it on, I simply tied the strap instead of putting on a belt, and it was done. To my surprise, there was no underwear. After putting on the robe, I summoned Saint H and Green Cake.

The spirits also came naturally.

“It’s been a long time since you called me even though there’s not even a battle, Master.”

Saint H, who was summoned while holding the hand of Green Cake, who had been transformed into his human form, looked around and said in a coy tone.

“U-huh! If anyone hears, they’ll misunderstand.”

I always called her when I felt like sleeping alone.

“You don’t get much sleep in the first place.”

“I have nothing to say about it.”

I don’t need sleep. It’s similar to whales. They had to come to the surface from time to time to breathe so that they couldn’t sleep. Wouldn’t it be a big deal to drown while sleeping? Therefore, whales live almost their entire lives in a state of daze and without sleep because the left and right sides of their brain take turns.

I was like a whale too. However, there was no need to divide my brain in my case because it recovered faster than the fatigue built up. However, I had blacked out quite a few times to train that kind of thing! But why do I sleep sometimes? It was because, on the days when I fall asleep comfortably, I had happy dreams of living as a citizen on the beautiful green planet Earth.

I had a nice dream last night too. As she held her cute baby granddaughter, my mother’s expression, originally like a female demon, softened like a holy mother, putting down her tennis racket.

“Father. May I go to the garden?”

Green Cake, who calls me Father from time to time, spoke up. I couldn’t even bother to answer the baby dragon, who wasn’t big enough, so I waved my hand as if to drive away a fly.

“Oh! What a cute child!”

“What’s your name?”

“How is your relationship with your master?”

“What a pity you’re still so young…”

“How can you be so cute…!”

The Elves and mermaids scattered all over the hanging garden rushed in when they found him. I crossed my arms and looked at the sight.

“A child who will grow up to be Noebius II is flustered because he’s surrounded by stupid fishes and flat monitors…”

It was very disappointing. But I decided not to rush it. If you force a child to study, he resists you, right? If he keeps looking at the wonderful appearances of demon dragons and evil dragons scattered in the Fantasy World, he will naturally resemble them. The demon dragon I met yesterday wasn’t worth that title, though.

To be defeated by a kid who wasn’t yet ten years old and run away! It was a disgrace to all dragons.

“Master. How about going out for a quick meal?”

“Ah, right.”

I nodded at Saint H’s suggestion as I looked at Green Cake, who was smiling brightly, unaware that the elves and mermaids were sexually harassing him.

Like sleep, I didn’t need food. But wasn’t it pleasant for my tongue? I decided to go downstairs by myself. I gave Saint H, Green Cake, and the spirits free time because they didn’t leave the dormitory.

It was too wide for me to use it on my own. I needed to increase the number of people to get my money’s worth.

*

The restaurant on the fifth floor was nicer than the hanging garden. This was because one side of the glass projected into the pool water. I felt like I was at an aquarium cafe. If you meet them in person and talk to them, they were little more than fish, but the mermaids swimming quietly in the water were as pure and beautiful as ornamental tropical fish.

That’s what it was usually like. When they see a human male, they get a fishy smell and go into heat…

Slap!

Slap!

A mermaid who noticed me clung to the transparent glass wall. Her pretty face and voluptuous breasts were blocked by the wall, flattening against the glass. After all, mermaids were like that.

“Dear hero. Do you like the interior of the restaurant?”

“It’s been good so far…um?”

As I looked at the mermaids whose image quickly deteriorated from elegant tropical fish to flounder for sashimi, I was startled by the familiar voice of a man from behind. I turned around quickly and stopped breathing for a moment. A pure white tuxedo that you could see in a fancy restaurant, and the man’s black hair and reddish skin strangely matched.

The mermaids weren’t as excited about me as the goldfish in front of them. It was this guy’s fault.

“Why is the Demon King here…?”

Demon Lord Pedonar. The evil king, who sat on the throne of a magnificent castle and waited for a hero to come, inversely came to me first. It was the first time in my entire career.

Not to mention, this wasn’t even the Fantasy Continent. The Demon King, who sat down at the table naturally, loosened the tie around his neck.

“I have lost my job because you are acting as the Demon King.”

Ah yes. That’s pitiful for some reason.